3 March 2011

Hangover Cure

I don't drink white wine. Mostly because after a glass of it I start pointing in people's faces and telling them what I think I think of them which is actually nothing to do with anything based in reality, and partly because it makes me feel so dreadful during the night and the day after. Last night I drank white wine. I thought I'd sidestepped the dreadful nausea by having spritzers but I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick and craving cream cheese. So for the first time in over a year (due to my continuing quest for thinness) I had my number one hang over cure... well it's actually the runner up due to the stupid bagel shop no longer stocking pastrami so I now have to have ham, but here it is.

Hangover Cure

1 bagel (I like plain but you can have whichever you want but I think plain is best)
More cream cheese than is healthy for you.
Pastrami
Pickled cucumber/gherkin
Black pepper

The cream cheese has got to ooze out of the sides and the middle and the gherkins should be the sour kind ideally. I get a lot of comments about how weird this is to eat so early in the morning but if you have to get up and go to work this is the only way to get through the morning.

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